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faff restaurant is headed up by the restauranteur dave wallace

the menu for faff restaurant includes a wide selection of soups salads starters mains pastas desserts cheeses and degustation options

Through "dégustation" allowing and encouraging the diner to chill and be relaxed, to actually enjoy varied choice, to maybe ......... faff about.
 
dégustation
 
A sense of taste
To taste with relish; savour
A term meaning "a careful, appreciative tasting of various foods"
More than likely to involve sampling small portions of signature dishes in one sitting often consisting of eight or more courses.     
May sometimes be accompanied by a matching wine dégustation.
We have adopted elements of this concept with a little, mmm....... "licence"
     
     
     
  Menu  
   
Chef salad of the day  
Salad of the day of greens, fresh herbs, cherry tomatoes, crisp cucumber, sweet red onion, cubed sweet potato, julienned carrots & balsamic vinaigrette dressing  
recommended wine, per tasting glass, carafe or bottle - tierra salvage sauvignon blanc
     
  add shavings of beef biltong  
  (Available Mehadrin commission)    
  recommended wine, per tasting glass, carafe or bottle - tierra salvage sauvignon blanc    
   
African salad  
Salad of glazed pecans, pear, dates, smoked tofu & greens dressed in a blueberry vinaigrette
recommended wine, per tasting glass, carafe or bottle - klein draken chardonnay
     
  Beef Biltong soup  
  Warm light & aromatic biltong vichyssoise with biltong dust    
  (Available Mehadrin commission)    
  recommended wine, per tasting glass, carafe or bottle - tierra salvage merlot    
   
Butternut soup  
A creamy blend of young butternut, gently poached in a homemade stock of seasons root vegetables & parev cream
recommended wine, per tasting glass, carafe or bottle - king solomon rose
     
  Moroccan Beef & lentil soup  
  Thick hearty beefy lentil & root vegetable soup with homemade croutons    
  recommended wine, per tasting glass, carafe or bottle - klein draken pinotage    
 
Soufflés
Twice baked, Butternut Soufflé smothered with a creamy wholegrain sauce  
Twice baked, Beef biltong Soufflé smothered with a creamy wholegrain sauce  
recommended wine, per tasting glass, carafe or bottle -   swartland cabernet sauvignon
     
  Beef Carpaccio  
  Wafer thin slices of traditional raw beef , drizzled with a hand crafted basil oil & vanilla pear compote    
  (Available Mehadrin commission)    
  recommended wine, per tasting glass, carafe or bottle - tierra salvage merlot    
     
     
     
     
  Menu  
   
Salmon wrap  
Fresh Scottish seared salmon with julienne veg encased in a wrap, beetroot chips & light dipping sauce
recommended wine, per tasting glass, carafe or bottle - klein draken chardonnay
     
  Mandarin Duck crepe  
  Crêpe filled with shredded duck meat, cucumber ribbons, spring onions & hoisin sauce served with a warm aromatic dipping sauce    
  recommended wine, per tasting glass, carafe or bottle - primo "v" pinot noir    
   
Beef tortillas  
Ground prime beef & dark bean filled tortillas with salsa & garnish garden salad
inclusively available with side of chill - please specify
recommended wine, per tasting glass, carafe or bottle - klein draken pinotage
     
  Line Fish  
  Oriental baked line fish (± 150g) , stir fry stick vegetables with ginger, coriander & sesame seeds on Linguini  
  recommended wine, per tasting glass, carafe or bottle - klein draken chardonnay    
   
Gnocchi  
Chicken flash seared with mild honey & wholegrain mustard atop homemade gnocchi, mushroom duxelle, roasted red peppers & dressed with a light fried sage "faff" beurre blanc
omit chicken & add smoked organic tofu for vegetarian option
recommended wine, per tasting glass, carafe or bottle - klein draken chardonnay
     
  Chicken Laksa  
  Asian flavours of coconut milk, spiced stock, chillies, lemon grass, limes, coriander, with angle hair noodles & diced chicken    
  omit chicken & add mushrooms, rosa tomatoes for vegetarian option    
  recommended wine, per tasting glass, carafe or bottle - klein draken natural white    
   
Chicken Kebab  
Succulent kebab of Chicken cubes, pineapple & apricot (± 180g)
(Available Mehadrin commission)
recommended wine, per tasting glass, carafe or bottle - tierra salvage sauvignon blanc
     
  Nasi Goreng "al la FAFF"  
  Indonesian style rice stir fry, chicken, spiced beef sausage, julienne vegetables, topped with shredded egg & satay sauce    
  omit chicken & sausage and add smoked tofu for vegetarian option    
  recommended wine, per tasting glass, carafe or bottle - klein draken natural white    
     
     
     
     
  Menu  
   
Madras "styled" Lamb curry  
Cubes of lamb, simmered in madras spices with glazed baby onions (± 250g) topped with fresh corriander, basmati rice, mixed sambals & fruit chutney
recommended wine, per tasting glass, carafe or bottle - klein draken natural white
     
  Fillett Kebab  
  Kebab of scotch fillet (± 180g) , mushrooms, courgettes & bay leaves    
  (Available Mehadrin commission)    
  recommended wine, per tasting glass, carafe or bottle - tierra salvage merlot    
   
Casserole faff  
Cubes of oyster beef, slow casseroled for 24 hours in whisky & red wine with glazed baby onions (± 250g) topped with roasted sweet red peppers on a bed of white rice
recommended wine, per tasting glass, carafe or bottle -   swartland cabernet sauvignon
     
  Scotch fillet "150"      
  Flame grilled as required, aged Scotch fillet medallion (± 150g) , with creamed potato & vegetables of the day      
  (includes choice of sauce: pepper, mushroom or monkey gland)    
  (Available Mehadrin commission)    
recommended wine, per tasting glass, carafe or bottle - tierra salvage merlot
   
Duck  
Roasted crispy duck portion on the bone (± 180g) , creamed potato & red cabbage, with a dark orange jus
recommended wine, per tasting glass, carafe or bottle - primo "v" pinot noir
     
     
     
     
  Accompany your meal with a tasting glass of wine:  
  White Blend - klein draken - natural white - sa  
  Sauvignon Blanc -tierra salvage - chile  
  Chardonnay - klein draken - sa  
  Rose - king Solomon - sa  
  Pinot Noir - primo "V" - italy  
  Bubbles - primo v moscato - italy  
  Pinotage - klein draken - sa  
  Cabernet Sauvignon - welberg swartland - sa  
  Merlot - tierra salvage - chile  
  Red Blend - barkan classic - cab/merlot - israel  
       
  All our wines are mevushal    
  above wines available per 125ml tasting glass, 250ml carafe or 750ml bottle    
  many other wines available per bottle, please check our extensive wine listing    
     
     
     
     
  street food "deluxe"  
   
Chicken Schnitzel  
Tender chicken Schnitzel (± 200g) , crumbed and pan fried, creamed potato, vegetables
(includes choice of sauce: pepper, mushroom or monkey gland)
recommended wine, per tasting glass, carafe or bottle - tierra salvage sauvignon blanc
       
  Scotch fillet "300" or "500"    
  Flame grilled as required, aged Scotch fillet (± 300g or 500g) , with roast potato & vegetables of the day or garden salad    
  (includes choice of sauce: pepper, mushroom or monkey gland)    
  (Available Mehadrin commission)    
  recommended wine, per tasting glass, carafe or bottle - tierra salvage merlot    
   
Y-Bone    
Y-Bone steak (± 500g) basted & flame grilled as required, with roast potato & stick vegetables or garden salad
(includes choice of sauce: pepper, mushroom or monkey gland)
(Available Mehadrin commission)
recommended wine, per tasting glass, carafe or bottle -   swartland cabernet sauvignon
     
  Steak burger - extra 15 min req  
  Flame grilled to medium scotch fillet steak   (± 150g) with shredded iceberg, tomato, caramelized onions & gherkin    
  (includes choice of sauce: pepper, mushroom or monkey gland)    
  (Available Mehadrin commission)    
  recommended wine, per tasting glass, carafe or bottle - tierra salvage merlot    
   
La Grande "faff" Burger - extra 15 min req  
Ground beef burger (± 250g) - grilled to medium, faff tomato chutney, shredded iceberg, fresh tomato, caramelized onions & pickled gherkin
(includes choice of sauce: pepper, mushroom or monkey gland)
recommended wine, per tasting glass, carafe or bottle - tierra salvage merlot
   
Bag-o-chips  
Dressed or undressed freshly fried potato chips (± 250g)
(includes optional dressings of monkey gland or spiced mayo)
 
 
 
 
Home styled rustic "fleishik" Pizza's
  hand made & aprox 32cm - extra 15 min req    
  inclusively available with or without chill - please specify    
  for sharing pizza's - please add 20%    
     
  Como  
  Homemade chunky tomato base sauce with, asian spiced chicken, caramelised onion, mushroom, pineapple, banana & roso tomato    
  omit chicken for vegetarian option  
  (Available Mehadrin commission)    
     
  Lugano  
  Homemade chunky tomato base sauce with spiced Italian beef sausage, mushrooms, roasted butternut, red peppers & smoked tofu    
  omit sausage for vegetarian option  
 
 
 
 
Dessert menu
   
Chocolate volcano  
Decadent warm double chocolate self saucing dessert
     
  Ginger & toffee pudding  
  Steamed ginger & toffee pudding with vanilla ice cream    
   
Chocolate slab  
Square of rich Dark chocolate & nuts with vanilla cream
     
  Berry "Eaton Mess"  
  Amalgam of pale meringues, berries, cherry liqueur & cream    
 
Creamy ice creams (per scoop)
Creamy velvet double chocolate  
Rose & geranium with pistachio nuts  
Spiced ginger & Iranian fig  
       
  Home made Sorbets (per scoop)    
  Tart lemon  
  Fresh peach  
  Berries of the forest  
     
  Pair with a degustation tasting glass of dessert wine:  
  Emerald Riesling -tierra salvage - chile  
 
 
 
 
Certain menu items are also available for take out, both plated or takeaways. Please check with as to availability & costs
Selected items available as "Beshol Israel"
Certain dishes are available as Mehadrin commission. Please check with your waiter
In the unlikely event that a dish is not up to standard it will gladly be immediately withdrawn and remade, however if not to the guests taste liking, unfortunately not
Due to kitchen limitations unfortunately no variations to the menu can be accommodated.
Please note our kitchen uses various nuts, nut oil based products, grains & flours, so please ask if you have any intolerances and the chef will be happy to advise you.
All weights indicated are based on raw weights.
Kindly note that gratuity is not included in menu prices, however we reserve the right to add a 10%   service charge.
Unfortunately due to the increasing number of no-shows or over bookings, during special occasions or busy times we may require a non-refundable deposit or prepayment. Valid credit card details accepted to confirm the reservation
All no shows &/or numbers not in accordance with those actually finally confirmed, will be charged for @ R150 pp
Complete reservations are subject to a 15 minute late allowance, after which the reservation could be cancelled (give us a call if you are running late and we will try our best to accommodate you).  
We accept all major credit cards, but regrettably no cheques
While every precaution has been taken, the restaurant, management   & staff accept no responsibility for any damage or loss incurred by patrons
 
 
 
 
item descriptions
angle hair - very fine pasta similar to noodles
beurre blanc - reduction of lemon juice, shallots & margarine
biltong - air dried traditional spiced beef
carpaccio - thinly sliced spiced raw beef
casserole - slow cooked in its own ingredients
compote - whole or pieces of fruit poached in sugar syrup
crepe - type of thin pancake made from wheat flour
duxelle - blend of finely diced mushrooms, onions & herbs
gnocchi - small potato & egg like dumplings
hoisin - sauce from sweet potato, sugar, soybeans, distilled vinegar, salt & garlic
iceberg -   crisp lettuce
julienne - finely sliced
jus - a light self reduced sauce
kebab - cubes of meat with additions on a stick
lentils - type of pulse or seed, high in protein
linguini - thin pasta from semolina flour
monkey gland - chutney, red wine, ketchup, curry powder, Tabasco, pepper, mustard, garlic, onion & sugar
satay sauce - ground peanut type sauce
schnitzel - flattened crumbed   chicken breast
scotch fillet - rib eye steak
soufflé - baked cake made with egg yolks and beaten egg whites & various other additions
tofu - soft, cheese like, high in protein, from curdled soybean milk
tortilla - mexican flatbread made from wheat
vichyssoise - puréed leeks, onions, potatoes, parev cream & stock
vinaigrette - dressing from oil, vinegar & herbs
y-bone - similar to t-bone but from fore quarter

 

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